1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE (see #1).
4.) GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) LOUD SIGH : This is NOT actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing(see #3).
6.) THAT'S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say "you're welcome".
8.) WHATEVER : Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...I GOT IT! : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.