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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH > >       A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage > in an >       animated conversation. > >       The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her >       attention is >       galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: > >       'Emma come first. >       Den I come. >       Den two asses come together. >       I come once-a-more! >       Two asses, they come together again. >       I come again and pee twice. >       Then I come one lasta time.' > >       The lady can't take this any more, > >       'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. >      'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our > sex lives. >      'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a   > justa >       tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.' > >       I bet you're gonna read this again >  
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