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Customer: “Do you serve boneless wings?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, we do.”
Customer: “Ok, then that’s what I’d like to order.”
(I bring the customer her meal.)
Customer: “Here are your boneless wings, ma’am. Enjoy.”
Customer: “This isn’t what I ordered.”
Me: “These are the boneless wings your ordered ma’am.”
Customer: “No, these are chicken tenders. I want boneless wings.”
Me: “Ma’am, boneless wings are basically chicken tenders.”
Customer: “No, I want chicken wings with no bones!”
Me: “Yeah…those don’t exist.”
