(I was standing in line behind a group of girls who had bought a pack of pencils.)
First girl: “Can we get a bag?”
Cashier: “I’m sorry, I’ve already given you one. I’m afraid I can’t give you another.”
Second girl: “Why not? The woman ahead of us got three bags!”
Cashier: “Yes, and all three of them were full. I can’t give you another bag.”
First girl: “That is bull****! You gave her all those bags and can’t fork over one more for me?! ”
Cashier: “I’m sorry… no, I can’t. She needed the bags for the items she purchased. ”
(The third girl grabs a pack of gum and throws it on the counter.)
Third girl: “Fine. If we get this, can we get another bag?”
Cashier: “No, you can fit that in your first bag. There are other customers wait–”
First girl: “F*** you! You’re just doin’ this ‘cuz we’re teenagers! This is age discrimination!”
Cashier: “I’m sorry, but–”
Second girl: “We want to see your manager!”
Cashier: “I need to help other customers in line. I’m sorry I can’t–”
First girl: “You need to help me, b****! I’m asking you for a bag!”
Cashier: “Store policy is–”
Second girl: “We don’t give a s*** about your store policy! Just give us a d***ed bag!”
(I was in a hurry and by this time I just wanted to get out. Figuring any plastic bag would do, I emptied one that I had already.)
Me, to the girls: “Here, you can have this one. I don’t need it.”
Third girl: “Excuse me? Did I ask YOU for help?”
Me: “No, but if it’s a plastic bag you want, I honestly don’t need it.”
Second girl: “Would you mind your own business?”
Elderly woman behind me: “Jumping Jesus, young lady, it’s a plastic bag! You could find one in a garbage can if you wanted it that badly!”
