Customer: “I want to see that brooch.”
Me: “Here it is–”
Customer: “How much is it?”
Me: “Well, it’s–”
Customer: “You don’t need to know where I get my money from!”
Me: “Oh, okay. Well, it costs–”
Customer: “I’m on a disability pension.”
Me: “It costs thirty–”
Customer: “And it’s none of your business why!”
Me: “Thirty five dol–”
Customer: “I had an accident and broke my leg.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Do you want to know why I’m buying this?”
Me: “Umm… no, it’s okay.”
Customer: “BECAUSE GREEN IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!”
