(A little old lady approaches me as I am tidying up some shelves.)
Customer: “Excuse me, miss, but I can’t find your Columbia Crest Cabernet?”
Me: *I point to the shelf above me* “It’s right there.”
Customer: “Oh my, I feel so foolish!”
Me: “Not at all. It’s a big store and can get a little confusing, even for me.”
Customer: “Now what about some Hess Cabernet?”
Me: (I walk her to where it is and take the bottle down for her.)
Customer: “I LOVE you!”
Me: “Hehe, no problem!”
(I see the check-out lines at the front of the store are full, so I follow her up to help at the registers. After a few customers, she comes through my line.)
Customer: “You can take my money too?! Amazing!”
Me: *laughs* “Yes, I have many skills.”
Customer: “What are some of your other talents?”
Me: “Well, I can sing!”
Customer: “You can CONCEIVE?!”
Me: “I certainly hope so! But I’m not going to try that out just yet. Right now, I can just sing.”
Customer: “I wish you had really said that. That would have been funny! I love you!”
