Customer: “Two tickets for Madagascar.”
(After the previews, he returns)
Customer: “I want my money back!”
Me: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”
Customer: “You have the wrong movie playing in there, its a cartoon. Where’s the cars?”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, Cars?”
Customer: “Nascar! I wanted to see Mad about Nascar!!”
Me: “…let me get the manager.”