(I was working a children’s show at this theatre and this woman was helping a child with special needs. I was closing the theatre when she came running up to me.)
Woman: “I think I left my phone inside the theatre. Can I just go check?”
(I let her inside and we begin looking where she had been sitting; neither of us could find it. At this point she was on her knees sitting up, digging through her pockets.)
Woman: “Where the hell could it have…”
(She freezes and pulls her phone out of her pocket, which she then looks at and THROWS IT UNDER A SEAT. She then bends over and grabs it.)
Woman: “I found it! Thank you so much.”
Me: *stifling laughter* “You’re welcome.”
