Over 16,539,517 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
(A kid walks up and asks to buy a pack of cigarettes.)
Me: “Could I see your ID please?”
(The kid hands me an un-laminated piece of hand-cut white paper with a picture taped to it and all the “information” handwritten.)
Me: “Seriously, you’re going to try this?”
Customer: “It’s my military ID…”
