Me: “Do you have a rewards card?”
Customer: “Yes!” *gives email* “That’s my husband’s email.”
Me: “Oh, lots of people share accounts, it’s okay. It helps you get rewards faster.”
Customer: “My husband’s really handsome…but he’s mine!” *glares at me*
Me: “Uh…”
Customer: “He’s handsome and he’s mine!”
Co-worker: “Uh, medium mocha at the bar?”
Customer: “Oh! That’s mine!” *glares at me* “Like my husband!”
