Customer: “Hey, somebody painted the wall outside the branch I use!”
Me: “Yes sir. What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “Well now I don’t know my PIN number!”
Me: “I’m sorry–I’m not sure what that has to do with the wall being painted.”
Customer: “I wrote my PIN number on the wall beside the ATM! NOW what am I supposed to do?!?!”
Me: “…”