Me: “We’re going to take you to the hospital.”
Patient: “NO! I don’t wanna go there, they’ll arrest me!”
State Trooper: “Did you do anything wrong?”
Patient: “NO! I don’t wanna go to the hospital!”
Me: “Well you’re pretty banged up. We have to take you for your own good.”
Patient: “NO! The Chinese Lady is gonna stick an AIDS needle in my a**!”
Me: “There are no Chinese ladies at this hospital.”
Patient: “I’m scared! Last time I went to the hospital the Chinese lady stuck an AIDS needle in my a** and I bled out of my a**!”
Me: “Don’t worry, we won’t let any Chinese ladies near you.”
(We get to the hospital.)
Me, to my partner: “Oh my God, his nurse is Chinese.”
Patient, as we walk away: “STAY AWAY!”
