Me: “Ma’am, are you ready to order?”
Customer: “Yes…how many pieces come in the grilled chicken meal?”
Me: “It comes with one, but we can put on a second for $2 extra, no problem at all.”
Customer: “Okay, do that, then.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. That comes with two sides, what would you like?”
Customer: “Just give me a double order of the steamed veggies, please. I’m a vegetarian.”
Me: *surprised* ”All right, well, are you sure you want the chicken, then? It’s made of actual meat….”
Customer: *angrily* “I said I’m VEGETARIAN, not a damn VEGAN!”
Me: “…yes, ma’am, my apologies.”
(I then retreat to the back to enter in her order. As I do so, the manager walks up.)
Manager: “You look annoyed; something wrong?”
Me: “Just wishing we served alcohol…I could use a shot.”