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Jake from State Farm's blog: "Nowadays"

created on 07/09/2007  |  http://fubar.com/nowadays/b100448

(Note: I am a woman that works at a convenience store nearby a motor speedway.)

Me: “Hello, sir, is there anything else I can help you with?”

Male customer: “No, the only thing left I need is someone to tell me who is in which car racing today. You wouldn’t know anything about that.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but why wouldn’t I know anything about the race?”

Male customer: “Well, ’cause you’re a woman!”

Me: “Okay, sir, so what you’re saying is because I’m a woman I can’t possibly know anything about Jeff Gordon in 24, Ryan Newman in 39, or Tony Stewart in 14. Did I miss anyone that you were particularly interested in?”

Male customer: “Umm…no?”

Me: “Okay, then. Thank you and come again!”

(The customer looks down, takes his items, and walks out of the store. The next customer is also male.)

Next Customer: “So, what do you think about Stewarts’ chances this race?”

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