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Me: “Hi, what can I get you?”
Customer: “I want the chocolate ice cream.”
Me: “Okay, sir. What size would you like?”
Customer: “I want the size that fits in the waffle cone.”
Me: “All of our sizes will fit in the waffles.”
Customer: “Oh. Okay.”
Me: “What size would you like?”
Customer: “The one that comes in a waffle cone.”
Me: “We can put any of the sizes in the waffles.”
Customer: (Pause.) “Will the small fit in the waffle cone?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “What about the medium?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “And the large?”
Me: “Yup.”
Customer: (Longer pause.) “So, if I get the medium, can you put it in a waffle cone?”
