Regular at store: “Hey, I have a question.”
Me: “Ok, what can I help you with.”
Regular: “Do y’all have homeless people come in here often?”
(Indicates couple reading news paper in the corner. I can’t see their faces.)
Me: “Umm, no. Why?”
Regular: “Oh, they just came in sat down like they wanted no one to see them and took your newspaper.”
Me: “Well I can’t ask them to leave unless they are bothering you. Do you want me to ask them for the newspaper? I can since they aren’t paying cust–”
Regular: “Oh no, I was just wondering if homeless people came in here often.”
(I look back to the corner again and I can see their faces now.)
Me: “Um, sir, those are my parents.”
(He did not come back for about six months.)
