Over 16,538,959 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
(We have a program called MVP where you pay an amount and get movies based on which plan, and never have to pay for the movies at the counter while you have it.)
Me: “Hi, all set?”
Customer: “I have MVP!” *smiles proudly*
Me: “That’s great. I still need your ID…”
Customer: “But I have MVP.”
Me: “So do many other people, I need your ID to look up your account…”
(This went on for a moment more before she finally told me her phone number. Worse part? It was the third time she’s done it.)
