Me: “Hello, may I speak to Mr. ***?”
Wife: “He’s in the shower, may I ask what this is about?”
Me: “I’m just calling to find out if he would like to renew a magazine subscription.”
Wife: “What magazine?”
Me: “Playboy, ma’am.”
Wife: “Just a second.”
(I can hear the shower in the background.)
Wife: *sweet voice* “Honey! Someone is calling to see if you want to renew a magazine.”
Husband: “Which one?”
Wife: *slightly homicidal voice* “Playboy…”
Husband: “Uh…no, I don’t think I’ll renew that.”
(The wife picks up phone again; her sweet voice is back.)
Wife: “No, thank you. I don’t think we’ll be needing that one anymore!”