Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
>>girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
>
>One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll
>Give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
>
>The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"
>
>Eddie said,
>
>I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
>And 'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
>
>She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
>>boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
>
>Her boyfriend says,
>
>"Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be
>able to get his pants down."
>She agreed and accepts the proposal.
>
>Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still! waitin g for his
>girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
>asks
>
>what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The
>bastard had all quarters!"
>
>Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
>Entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
