One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
> He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
> And they say blondes are dumb...
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> A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
> I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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> 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
> 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
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> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
> AMEN
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> Q: Why do little boys whine?
> A: They are practicing to be men.
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> Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
> A: Trustworthy.
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> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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> Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
> A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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