> While she was "flying" down the road one day, a woman passed over a
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> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
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> wait.
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> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
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> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
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> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
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> "Oh yeah," said the cop. "And what do you do?"
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> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
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> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
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> rectum stretcher do?"
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> "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
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> to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
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> work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
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> but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
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> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
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> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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> Traffic Ticket $95.00
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> Court Costs $45.00
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> Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
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> For everything else, there's MasterCard!
