You know what one of my favorite things in the world is? I'll tell you:
Each week, millions and millions of upper-class American citizens put on expensive dress clothes, load themselves into SUV's and luxury cars, and drive past homeless shelters, orphanages, prisons, rehab centers and halfway houses on their way to a very expensive and lavish church where somebody tells them how to be more like Jesus....
...That is fucking awesome, let me tell you.