One Wish From God.....
> >> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
> >> sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said;
> >> "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
> >> you one wish."
> >>
> >> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
> >> over anytime I want." The Lord said; "Your request is materialistic,
> >> think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the
> >> supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
> >> steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
> >> can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
> >> things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
> >> possibly help mankind."
> >>
> >> The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said; "Lord,
> >> I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how
> >> she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
> >> treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
> >> and how I can make a woman truly happy".
> >>
> >> The Lord replied; "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
