This is me.This is me pondering the point of washing a car in -8 degree weather.For those of you(like anyone other than me is reading this)that doesnt know celsius,that is 17 degrees FUCKINGCOLD!!I went down to the local COST TOO FUCKING MUCH car wash to rinse the loads of rust causing salt off of my already decomposing Intrepid,only to find I wasnt the only half-wit who didnt seem to understand water freezes QUICKLY in this kind of weather.Soap and all.So not only did the Jew who owns the carwash set the timer so fast I couldnt wash my ass with it,but by the time I got done putting my childrens college fund in the machine all the soapy water had FROZE to the fucking car.It is like this is some kind of joke being played on me constantly.Now I knew that it was too cold to wash a car,but I also know that if that salt is left on my ride it will fail to exist in about 2 weeks.Doing the kind of work I do,I have seen vehicles only a few years old so eaten away by rust that they are IMPOSSIBLE to be put back on the road.None of this might be new to you,but to me it is fucking brain jarring.All of my adult life I have lived in a climate and/or region where this was fucking impossible.I am forming an amry to fight the war on WEATHER.Fuck SALT,FUCK SNOW,FUCK THIS MIND-NUMBING CAR DESTROYING PLAGUE known as whatever my rank is about today....
