But I don`t drink
Well I went to the bar, but I don't drink
Just wanted to be somewhere I didn't have to think
The bartender said, "what will it be?" I ordered a coke,
He started to laugh, he thought it was a joke
So I thought what the hell, I'll have some liquor
Maybe it will numb my mind even quicker
So I ordered a sambuca straight up, please
Listened to some music about some tease.
That drink went down surprisingly easy, I said "one more!"
Hoped liked hell, I didn't wake up on the floor
The room was hazy I saw a guy with no teeth
I bet he played hockey, the teeth stealing thief.
People were dancing having such a good time
Guy was arguing over a drink, Dude, that's mine!
People are trippy and there were all kinds
This girl walked by and grabbed this guys behind
Her boyfriend beside her, the guy must be blind!
I was having fun so I said."One more!"
I hoped I made it home before I fell on the floor
I remembered a joke that I tried to tell
But I laughed so hard I didn't do it well.
What the heck I was having a good time
I won't drive so there is no crime
I'm getting dizzy now I've had three
I think it's funny, who's drinking? It's me!
A guy came on to me, give me a break
Can't you see I'm nursing heartache?
Oh I'm sorry, your probably fine
Hey go get that girl that pinched your behind.
Okay this isn't working, I feel even worse
So I got off the stool, and grabbed my purse
I think it's time I get myself home
I can't cry here, this girl must be alone.
By Arla
