During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
>>> > teach good manners,
>>> > asked her students the following question:
>>> > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
>>> > nice young lady,
>>> > how would you tell her that you have to go to the
>>> > bathroom?"
>>> >
>>> > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>>> >
>>> > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
>>> > and impolite. What
>>> > about you Peter, how would you say it?"
>>> >
>>> > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to
>>> > the bathroom. I'll
>>> > be right back."
>>> >
>>> > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
>>> > the word bathroom at
>>> > the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you
>>> > use your brain for
>>> > once and show us your good manners?"
>>> >
>>> > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
>>> > moment? I have to
>>> > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
>>> > hope you'll get to
>>> > meet after dinner."
>>> >
>>> > The teacher fainted.
