I have just been looking at alternative accommodation and most new residencies have hot and cold running water but the only problem is they never tell you which tap is which. And then there are all the light switches. Huh if you ever gets to India then you will know all about light switches. They breed them out there and stick them all on one wall, never label them, never put them in any particular order of logic and so you spend about five minutes each time figuring out which is the light, the fan, the air conditioning, the side light the head light and so on and not forgetting the one in the hallway. Yes, only the best hotel with an internal hallway and kitchen which we always had to buy a washing up bowl, for obvious reasons and a drainer for the draining board. Then there was the toilet brush. Yes, honestly, it is a fetish, no that is not the right word, er, no it won't come anyway what I mean is some things you just cannot leave to the room boy. If you have never been to India then you will not know what I am talking about but then as you will not be reading this then it does not matter. Anyway, I am still trying to find out where all the light switches are in the FUBAR so that is what it is like at the moment. Me groping around in the dark stabbing at this box and that arrow and finally finding what I want. This is OK if I remember what I just did. So there you are and really anything that happens, it all depends on what occurs on the way. This is like being at school, there is not a drink to be seen, bar indeed. Now where is my vino because even the cursor has the d.t s
