Pussy's Ten Commandments
1. I am the Sovereign Pussy, which has brought thee out of the dark ages with multiple orgasms. Thou shalt not have other pussies, unless I get to join in the fun.
2. Thou shalt scream the Sovereign Pussy by name whilst having a kick ass orgasm, or if thou is in a playful mood, thou mayest use terms of endearment to describe one so beautiful. Terms allowed are Kitten, Oh Great Wet One, Cunt Galore, Creamy and Delicious and finally, a simple, Oh Hell Yeah Baby, will do.
3. Thou shalt maketh graven idols in my image. Gold is preferable, but not mandatory. Thou must worship me and lick me as often as I desire. Thou shall bow to me and serve me and I will drench you in desire.
4. Remember, every day is Pussy Day. Keep them horny, keep them wet and keep them coming baby!
5. Honor thy lovers, male or female.
6. Thou shalt not kill the idea of sexual pleasure. Keep it alive and keep it passionate forever and ever, a-fucking-men.
7. Thou shalt commit adultery if your lover is a fucking bore.
8. Thou shalt not steal other pussy's lovers. Pussies should share.
9. Thou shalt not lie about Pussy. If you did not achieve sexual favors with Pussy, that's your fault. Grow up. Buy a porn and learn how to please Pussy.
10. Thou shalt covet every person as a possible lover. Learn to play nice, then all may play dirty…
This may not be pulitzer prize material, but it's still mine motherfuckers! Don't steal shit that isn't yours. If you do, you suck and you stink too.
