random thoughts at 30,000ft.....
Whoever the asshat was that said "Live with no regrets." was a fuggin idiot. If I ever meet that person I will stab them in the jaw. You're a douche. A person can't live without regret, regret is what makes a person say "yes" instead of "no" like the last time, or vice versa, duh....
If you're missin an appendage because you wanted to "Live without regret", I bet you're regrettin that shit now....
I've never heard anyone ever say "Man, I regret not goin skinny dippin with the sharks...."
Cornbread, ain't nothin wrong with that....
OK, this ones really geared toward the asshats of FuBar, ladies, you'll love this....
Fellas, listen, just one tid bit of advice, be a gentlemen if you're going to engage the ladies in a Fu-Conversation. "Hey, nice tits, can I jack off to you on cam?" is not really a good way to start off, I'm just sayin.... Personally, if she says "yes" you can have her.... I prefer a lady with a freak streak myself, not a whore, but hey, that's me....
Cam-Whores, let me save you some trouble, I don't beg, and I know what and where a strip club is. If I wanna pay to see someone get naked, I'll go there, thanks though....
Dildos, I hear rechargeable is the way to go, thanks for that useless bit of info Montana, appreciate it...
I don't know why it itches Pauly, I suggest going to see a doctor. Next time ask him if he's had all his shots, every veterinary keeps records....
Pray for Death, that one definetetly gets answered.....
Hey, don't fuggin blame me, this was all Bs' idea... I just said "OK"
Fu-Bling, have fun with it. I prefer to just tell you "Hey, you're cool...", but, if you need some shiny speshul gif to make you feel good, good for you....
Go play in traffic, its a great workout and its free.....
