Subject: FW: Real Newspaper Ads
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:42:42 -0500
REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a
while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last
month.
Wife knows everything.