Redneck Security Vs. Modern Security Systems
Modern security systems sound off an earpiercing siren when an intruder breaks in. You receive a phone call from the security folks asking you if you are okay and they assure you that help is on it's way. While waiting for the troops to arrive you either have to hide from your intruder or face a possible physical attack.
Rednecks don't take kindly to strangers in their homes.
Rednecks are always looking to have a little target practice.
Rednecks don't take to loud noises unless it's the echo from their shotgun blasting.
Rednecks "Do Not Hide" from anyone but their wives!
