Y'know...
it's been a year without sex.
I think officially tomorrow or so.
And why was it so remarkable and why did I save the date? Because my cheating, heartless bitch of an ex laid me purely out of some sick mind game, and I knew it- took 3 showers and didn't talk to her for more than 2 sentences for a week.
Then I broke up with her.
Then she went psychotic when I started planning on seeing some work-friends, made new friends, and broke into my house wigging the fuck out.
The rest is history
and public record.
... do I get my virginity back now or something?
Do I revert to the same loser I was in highschool and just got lucky that... few hundred times I got laid?
I'm out of scotch.
This is a problem.
