No i have not started chasing MILF, i am talking about the place where all the fat women and retards hang out, some of my best bit's of the day.
what should I do, i have a dillema???
the other day my best friend in the world was hit by a rocket and lost both his legs.and he should be in the states by the time i go on oleave. the other thing is that my wife is having our first child together and id like to see the birth. what would you do in my situation?
Rob say’s - go see your kid been born, your mate is going nowhere o.k.
(p.s. for the retards here, yes that is a quip since he has no legs, how can he go anywhere…… ? see humour is subjective)
Groomers
“i take my st.bernard to the groomers every other month, she baths, cleans teeth and ears and cuts his nails and shaves him, and she charges me $40, my question to you is, do you think she charges to much?”
Rob say’s - I thought this was going to be about nonce’s on the internet, and turns out to be some dumb dog question, oh well back to making jokes about amputees.
