*Dear Civilians, ' We know that the
Current state of affairs in our great nation has many
Civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you
Can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we
Would like your assistance:*
1. The next time you see any adults
Talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the
National Anthem - kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand,
Someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their
Ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held
While they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all
Veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull
Them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
Very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many
Sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.
Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their
Ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the
Military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress
Uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you
Used to be ' Special Forces.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might
Have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will
Only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an *Air
Force* member, do not ask them, ' Do you fly a jet?
' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
Such ignorance deserves an
Ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.If you witness someone calling the
*US Coast Guard* ' non-military ' , inform them of
Their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag)
Passes by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay
Homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly
Thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
Carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those
Could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics
With a military member or veteran. We are Americans, and we
All bleed the same.
Regardless of political party. We have no inside track on
What happens inside those big important buildings where all
Those representatives meet. All we know is that when those
Civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call
Upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep
Asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
Your ass kicked.
9. ' Your mama wears combat boots
' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did,
She would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your
Ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not
Communists, so stop saying ' Let ' S go kill those
Commies! ' And stop asking us where he is!
Crystal balls are not standard issue
In the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling
Those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go
Kick their ass!
11. ' Flyboy ' (*Air Force*),
' Jarhead ' (*Marines),* ' Grunt '
(*Army*), ' Squid ' (*Navy*), ' Puddle Jumpers
' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use
Describing each other.
Unless you are a service member or vet,
You have not earned the right to use them. Using them could
Get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or
Not you become a member of the military, support our troops
And their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
That you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that
There are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines
And airmen far from home wishing; they could be with their
Families.. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices
They make every day. Without them, our
Country would get it's ass kicked..
' It's the Veteran, not the
Reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. '
' It's the Veteran, not the
Poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. '
' It's the Veteran, not the
Community organizer, who gives us the freedom to
Demonstrate.
' It's the Military who
Salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose
Coffin is draped by the flag, '
* AND ONE MORE::
13. If you ever see anyone either
Standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish -
KICK THEIR ASS.
ONE LAST THING:
If you got this email and didn't
Pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass
Kicked!!!! I sent this to you, because I
Didn't want to get my ass kicked.