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The EndI TRUSTED YOU , LIKE I THOUGHT YOU TRUSTED ME
NEVER ONCE DID I CALL YOU OUT, OR EVEN MENTION THE WORD CHEAT
AS LONG AS I KNEW YOU WAS MY MAN MY HEART NEVER SKIPPED A BEAT
BUT THE LACK OF TRUST YOU HAVE FOR ME I GUESS I COULDN'T BEAT BUT YOU WANNA CALL ME A CELL PHONE CHEAT.
I NEVER QUESTIONED YOU , WHEN YOU WAS ON THE PHONE, LATE NIGHT CONVASATION AND IT WASN'T WITH ME.
EVEN WHEN I FOUND LETTERS FROM OTHER CHICKS,
( NOW WAIT A LIGHT DID COME ON , BUT I WAS SO DUMB
FOUNDED BY LOVE )
I SAID YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THEM BITCHES.
EVEN THOUGH SHE CALLED YOU HER LOVER , HER MAN AND EVEN HER BEST FRIEND
(IT'S FUNNY I THOUGHT THE SAME DAMN THING)
SOME HOW YOU HAD ME FOOLED
SEE I THOUGHT YOU WAS A 1 WOMAN MAN , I GUESS I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.
5 YEARS OF ME BEING FAITHFUL AND 5 YEARS OF YOU KILLING MY SOUL
I WOKE UP TO THE WORLD AND WISED UP TO THE GAME. I REALIZED I HAD 2 LET YOU GO . LIKE WIND TH
Heroes Tv Show"Heroes is an American Emmy Award-nominated science fiction drama tv show, created by Tim Kring, which premiered on NBC on September 25, 2006. The show tells the story of several people who ""thought they were like everyone else... until they realized they have incredible abilities"" such as telepathy, time travel, flight and instantaneous regeneration. These people soon realize they have a role in preventing a catastrophe and saving mankind. The series emulates the writing style of American comic books with short, multi-episode story arcs that build upon a larger, more encompassing arc. Kring said ""we have talked about where the show goes up to five seasons.""
When the series premiered in the United States, it was the night's most-watched program among adults aged 18-49, attracting 14.3 million viewers overall and receiving the highest rating for any NBC drama premiere in five years."
Heroes TV Show
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Exhibitionist & VoyeurBoston Sightseeing Tour for Voyeurs
by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER ©
Boston Sightseeing Tour for Voyeurs and/or Exhibitionists
For those Literotica viewers who may travel to Boston, here is my unofficial guided tour of the best places to voyeur women and/or for you women to experience your exhibitionism tendencies while your husband or boyfriend watches the action from a distance. Of course, if your woman is not into exposing herself, then let her have a day at the hair salon or a day of shopping while you enjoy the voyeur tour alone.
Spring is always an exciting season for me. The sunshine and warmer weather brings out the short skirts, exposed midriffs, and tank tops. I spent many exceedingly exciting and entertaining days walking around and enjoying the voyeuristic views that Boston has to offer. The great thing about Boston is, it is relatively small and you can walk anywhere and everywhere and if you do not feel like walking, they have a great rapid transit system. From the No
BirthdayHey tomorrow is my Birthday, I was just in the shower thinking to myself and had a good thought.
I have told my friends that always buy me gifts for my birthday to get me lottery tickets this year instead of presents. The reason being I won't buy the tickets myself because I think it's a waste of money. But if you never play you can never win.
So the reason I asked them to do this is because a couple of months ago I had a dream that I won the lottery with a ticket that was given to me.
So while I was in the shower I was thinking maybe I should ask all my online friends to do the same.
So if you'd like to do this great, if not thats kool too.
If I win over a 1000.00 I will split it with the person that buys the ticket.
Here's some numbers to play:
10,09,66,11,26,88,19,41
Any combination of those numbers.
You can send the ticket to:
Derek O.
c/o OguardiansHaven
3341 sw 27th St.
Okla.City,OK 73108-5212
Be sure to write down the numbers you play and check to se
AnnoyedUnless the rating counts are broken, which judging from my bar tab, they aren't...
Guys, seriously, if you open a pic, rate it. i'm sick of seeing 20 people viewed something and 2 people rated it (as is the case with my birthday album) ...
people keep asking for more pics and don't rate what's already there.
i will be taking new pics over the next few days, they WILL be locked to family (both sfw's and nsfw's).
i'm sick of this shit. if you don't want to rate shit, don't ask for more pics.
Sin
Healing EnergyAll healing must start by getting to the emotional cause of the ailment, or the problem will reoccur or manifest in another part of the physical body. Once established, with forethought that the patient is ready to accept the energy you will channel to them, you are both ready to begin.
Healing, using the palms of the hands, is almost instinctual, and is becoming a growing technique, especially with Reiki, as an easy way for anyone to tap in and develop healing skills.
When you begin, focus on the palms of your hands, relax, and slowly feel the higher energies filter through them. This may create a sensation of heat or tingling. here's what's going on. You raise your frequency ... bring in higher balanced energy ... transmit it to the other person by touching them, or holding your hands near their body. Some people wash their hands before and after a healing session.
Let's first determine which hand works best for you.
Hold both hands out in front of you - palms up. Foc
Lord Of The Rings Halloween CostumesLord of the Rings Halloween Costumes
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Create your own Halloween Costume. You can choose from any of the following characters and create a Lord of the Rings Halloween costume
Frodo and Hobbits
Arwen Costume
Gandalf
Legolas
Aragorn
Ringwraith
Gollum
Gimli and other characters from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
You need to select your character, get the basic materials that are required for the costume, and research on the net to get the finer details. Once you have these you can create your own Lord of the Rings Halloween costume.
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Second LifeLara Languish won't be in Second Life for a little while until I can get some account payment issues straightened out.
Anyone fubarees in SL looking for me can contact me here.
I recently got my computer in SL, so I can recieve emails here now. No fancy stuff, just text.
Here's the addy:
cef3a147-7b37-5b70-0540-f5662cf064e7@lsl.secondlife.com
SweetzShe's in a contest to try to win back her VIP and needs help badly.
If you have the time please drop a couple of comments on her pic.
Samhain"Tonight as the barrier between the two realms grows thin, Spirits walk amongst us, once again. They be family, friends and foes, Pets and wildlife, fishes and crows. But be we still mindful of the Wee Folke at play, Elves, fey, brownies, and sidhe.
Some to trick, some to treat, Some to purposely misguide our feet. Stay we on the paths we know As planting sacred apples we go.
This Feast I shall leave on my doorstep all night. In my window one candle shall burn bright, To help my loved ones find their way As they travel this eve, and this night, until day. Bless my offering, both Lady and Lord Of breads and fruits, greens and gourd."
Dying Regret Band Of The Week On Moshpitarmy.netHey folks,
We just got "Band of the Week" on moshpitarmy.net. We get featured for a period of time on the front page of the website.
Go here for the front page: http://www.moshpitarmy.net/
Or, here to go straight to our band page:
http://www.moshpitbands.com/DyingRegret/
Many thanks to Tony at moshpitarmy for his support!
Ace
The Second Time Around And I'm Whole AgainSo...The story of John and I.
I got married in 1999 to an addict, alcoholic, womanizing, cheating, lying, woman beating bastard. And I use them words loosely. The marriage shouldve ended on our 1 year wedding anniversary when he collapsed my lung and sent me straight to the ICU for 3 days, and hospital for the other 7 of my 10 day stay.
Instead, I wanted to make it work. Well it didnt. So as of April 2006 I left him and have been going through alot of emotions. I missed the whole idea of a husband but not him.
On May 28th 2007 I seen a picture on FUbar of a cute guy wearing a construction belt and posing for a halloween picture and left a comment for the picture holder to "hook me up"
By June 10th I found him myself on MySpace. We agreed to meet a few days later and we have been together ever since.
On July 13th (a Friday) he proposed to me, after giving me a beautiful ring :)
I plan on marrying him and this time I know it will work, because no matter HOW MUCH I PRY..
Some People Need To Grow UpYOU DELETED ME FROM YOUR PAGE SO STAY OFF MINE...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!
SORRY PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HATERS I HAD TO LOCK PHOTOS TO FRIENDS ONLY...
some people need to grow up if you deleted an block someone then be an adult and stay off thier page too,,omg i realy wish some people would act like adult in here it ruins it for the ones who realy want to get to know each other,,
another thing if u im me and i dont answer you dont fly off the handle and assume i am ignoring you,, i have dsl and leave myself online for days..
sorry to vent but it was vent or leave and i am not letting no one make me leave ,,
Birthdaythanks to all who sent me bday comments and mail
so far its enjoying
licks and nibbles
wolfy
If We Had SexHere are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT!
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch m
A Big Screen TvOK FUBAR HAS HONORED US WITH A NEW PRIZE IN OUR GIFTS.. A BIG SCREEN TV.
I AM GOING TO BUY ONE FOR THE 200TH PERSON WHO SIGNS MY GUEST BOOK
REMEMBER IT MUST SAY YOUR NUMBER 200 TO SIGN,,
AloneI stay up late at night
Staring up at the stars
I can see you in my mind
but I don't know where you are
I'm not sure what I'll do
from one day to the next
I keep thinking I'll see you
but that hasn't happened yet
But I'll never give up searching
for the one to call my own
Because I have to much love
for me to be alone
All my friends say I'm all right
and there's nothing wrong with me
But at night when I crawl into bed
I crawl in next to me.
How Took so i was wondering... would any females give guys a chance at a bar... and if so what kind of pick up line would work in a bar... now ive tried many and some work and some dont.
females help guys out so that when we go to bars we feel more confident... lol
FriendsFriends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like. You may also return it to me. If four balloons are returned to you, something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!!!! Believe me...... It really happens! Send a lot of little balloons to your friends!!!
♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ *
. ¸.•?´♥`?•.¸¸.•?´♥`?•.¸¸.•?´-- - - - - - - - - - ` ?•.¸¸.•?´ ♥`?•.¸¸.•?´♥`?•
JUST LIKE TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL ON FUBAR
Wanna Know The Truth.....YO YO YO WASSUP PEEPS
THE BADDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR IS NOW TAKEN APPLICATION FOR VARIOUS POSITIONS IN THE LOUNGE,YOUR RESUME WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE AN INTERVIEW,YOU MUST HAVE REFERENCES AND PREVIOUS JOB SKILLS FOR THE POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR,I WANT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS NOT YOUR TYPICAL FUBAR LOUNGE THIS IS THE BADDEST ONE ,SO THERE FOR I AS THE OWNER CAN NOT HIRE PEOPLE FOR POSITIONS THEY ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR,TO BE THE BEST YOU MUST HIRE THE BEST.THE PAY IS GOOD PLUS YOU GET MEALS HALF OFF(YOUR PAY WILL BE DISCUSSED DURING YOUR INTERVIEW)AS WE ALL KNOW GOING INTO AN INTERVIEW WITH YOUR WONDERFUL POTENTIAL BOSS,SHE DOES PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO CRETIN ASPECTS(GOOD LOOKING GUYS AND DOLLS).
PLEASE YO YO YO HOOK A GIRL UP,GET YOSELF WID ME ON DIS MATTER!!
LMAO I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAD SOME FUN,I THINK I LOST MY MIND I'M JUST IN THE MOOD TODAY,IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH US IN WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ.
LOGO FOR ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ
One Awesome Friend!!!This is a great friend of mine that I have known since I was a new Fu. She is such an incredible lady to always help everyone else with NOTHING asked for in return.....as you will see she does not have a stash or blogs as noone has helped her do this. I will be helping her get both so she has more to rate but for now please go to her page and show her the love by adding, rating and fan her!!! I promise you if anyone will show the love back SHE WILL!!!
LUVS YA GIRLIE!!!:):P
coco@ fubar
Hacked Grrrrrrwell, it looks like my email got hacked. they blacklisted me but i am back lol. gunna try and post pix of the cruise later.
ciao to all my friends
sorry for any screw ups
DreamI have been having this dream of a dear friend. Mostly the dream is telling me that he wants me, he is marriade and so am i. I am confused about this dream because i normally don't dream in this fashion. Lately the dream is getting stronger.I haven't seen my friend in a while and i am wondering if this dream just symbolizing me just missing him or is it that i really want him.any ideas....thanks kitty
To The CrushesIt says i have a few crush's right now, Who ever they may be, thank you so much! I feel all smiley :D
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you
Chinese Sick DayHung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”
Playboys HydawayCOME RAWK THA HOUSE
IN PLAYBOY HYDAWAY
WITH
D.J SEXY_SHELL
DJING LIVE ON AIR
RIGHT NOW
COME JOIN ME
I TAKE REQUESTS!!!!!
click above to enter lounge
FeelingsI am here
And you are there
Our thoughts about each other
Float through the air
I think about you
You think about me
I think you are awesome
I wonder what you think of me
We are so far apart
Yet we talk
And we joke around
We have each other in our heart
In our minds
We already know each other
Its like we are just minutes apart
We already know what is in each other’s heart
We may flirt
We may tease
If we got together
We might get on our knees
It would be lots and lots of fun
I promise you would enjoy
As we would have our way
I know I would never forget that day
Kimberly
Wow, If You Like Being Blocked, Don't Read This.Here's the deal guys, I've said it all enough, and I try to use the block button only on the guys that make it into my asshole of the day blogs...
but i'm done...
if you can't think of anything better to say than "i want 2 lick your ass" or "U ARE FUCKIN HOTT, we should meet up and have some fun" (two of the shouts i came back to after my nap...
YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
I've said time and again, do not treat me like a slut and keep my shoutbox clean.
I will not deal with it any longer.
If you want to be actual friends with me, you will come up with something WORTH responding to, otherwise, i will block your ass.
yes, i'm stressed tired and cranky which is why this and the last post are complete bitching posts. no, that doesn't make a difference.
This is MY FUCKING PLAYGROUND. You wanna play here, follow the fucking rules.
~Sin The other post in this blog is about respect. and disrespect.
WTF makes ANY OF YOU think that i'm going to give you a goddamn thing fo
Boat OneA day on the boat is a day for me
The salt and the spray feel good you see
The chop of the waves and you get your hands set
Rouge wave ahead and we all are wet
A smile and a yell and all is well
We’re all still here as we cap the next swell
The inlet is around the next buoy you see
Cooking and swimming and fun for me
My friends are like tides they come and go
But at the inlet no-one would know
We’re here for the day and to hell with the past
We all are happy and want it to last
Swimming and cooking and a beer or two
Nothing else I would rather do
Jokes and pranks and a kick in the ass
The waters lied down and slick as a glass
Knee boards are out and free boarding to
This is what we all like to do
Crazy for water to splash all around
We’re having our fun out in the sound
Thomas Vern Ellison Jr.
08/27/07
EndThe subject says it all
Work LifeSeph: wanna tell him about the crap that happened last night since his butt took vacation time and wasnt in
Eeyore @!*@#!: is this Seph
Seph: yup
Eeyore @!*@#!: last time I talked to someone it wasnt u
Eeyore @!*@#!: pissed me off
Seph: lol yeah it was mathew
Eeyore @!*@#!: I talked to them for 15 minutes
Eeyore @!*@#!: no he said "Mathew says hi"
Seph: he wanted to talk to u so i let him have u while i was cooking
Eeyore @!*@#!: so I didnt think it was matt
Seph: telling u mathew said hi was the last thing i typed
Eeyore @!*@#!: so anyway
Eeyore @!*@#!: phil does that alot
Seph: does what allot
Eeyore @!*@#!: take off
Eeyore @!*@#!: when u need him
Eeyore @!*@#!: lol
Seph: ooooooo it was chris last night
Eeyore @!*@#!: isnt that who ur talkin about
Eeyore @!*@#!: ohhhhh chris took off
Seph: chris had vacation last night cause he has to take his days or loose them
Eeyore @!*@#!: who was qc? Cheri
Seph: cheri
What To Dowhat would u do if u where with this guy and u broke up with him and he went around telling all of his friends that he hoped that u lost the baby u where carring but he was happy when u found out that u where pregnant
10/8/07Come join me for a great evening. I play all music and all requests :D
My Feelings!!!!Submissive Me
the day started out as any other, quiet and still - she looked out the window and saw that his car was gone. every night he came and every morning, the sun would rise and he would be gone. she went to the kitchen to pour some coffee and write up the day's schedule. at the kitchen table, she sees fresh tulips in a vase, fresh coffee brewing and a bowl of fresh fruit. all her favorites and all from him, he always made sure that she was taken care of. she sighs, take a mango slice and starts to suck the sweet juice from it. she bites into the mango and feels the taste burst into her mouth. as always it reminds her of the night before, her lover bursting into her mouth again and again - she smiles. she wonders 'why does he never stay until i wake?', 'why must i always awake to an empty cold bed?', 'there has to be a reason'. she pours a cup of coffee - black and strong - just the way she likes it. cup in hand and another slice of mango, she heads to the kitchen table, sees t
Danger Ahead: 4 Hazardous Relationship Problems“Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you’re really strangers.” Mary Tyler Moore
Relationships are the spice of life, but the spice of relationships is also bound to leave an unpleasant taste in your mouth once in awhile. Most everyone will experience a failed relationship before meeting the love of their life, and there’s nothing wrong with that as long as they’re able to learn from it rather than falling into the same patterns again and again. Find out if you’re guilty of any of these common relationship problems.
1. Emotionally-Unhealthy Individuals
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: To optimize the success of a happy and healthy relationship, each partner needs to be at their most complete as an individual. This means each person needs to be emotionally mature and available, have a strong sense of self and know what it is that each person wants from the other.
An emotionally-unhealthy individual will look at a rel
Prettiest MumPRETTIEST MOM
Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Moms.
If you get hit again, You will know you are REALLY pretty!
So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty!
Before I was a Mom
I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom
I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom
I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him
down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces whe
WomanBody: Sex facts!
Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natu
Dirty Little PlaceThe first male to Ive came across that shares the same sign with me....
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. Well looks like some of my mumms... have been deleted.. found to be improper.. I just tryed to post one and it says ERROR you cant do this... so i think im banned for a while at least maybe just for today...i just wanted to share with you that mumms are no joke so dont play.. take care and get me a dang drink cause i need it.. or maybe those nice colorful bolloons!!! why is it that when you enter this FUBAR.. it automatically feels like your free... free to roam and be wild.. say as you please as soon as you please and why do i feel so excited to get on.. its not as if im really d
Thank You!!Hello all...I'm in a contest to win a 3-day Blast...please stop by and drop some rates... My link to the contest is below...The rules are posted here...
IT’S A SALE!!
AND PRICES ARE FALLING LIKE UM, STARS!!
Yeah, that was cheesy… but VERY TRUE!
I wanna celebrate my move to New York, and what is better
than a really good sale??!!
Here’s the deal:
• For a very limited time, I’m cutting the prices for blasts!
• 1-Day Blast --
Regular price = 3,750 comments.
SALE PRICE: ONLY 1,000 COMMENTS!!
• 3-Day Blast --
Regular price = 6,000 comments
SALE PRICE: ONLY 3,000 COMMENTS!!
RULES/RESTRICTIONS:
- You MUST email me (do not shout me!) and include in your message what level of blast you want to go for AND a jpeg (no other format) pic or link to a jpeg picture.
- Entries for this special promotion will only be accepted until midnight Fubar time on 1/31/08.
- Every participant will have precisely one week (no extensions)
I Have ClassI am just going to write about a bulletin I just saw that said "We Got Class" It kind of struck me as funny.. I think I have class...Just cause I am not afraid to show my shit, and am proud of what I have for my age...LOL SO there..I do have class...just a different way of showing it..LOL One other thing..it should read "We Have Class" LMAO My input for the day...:)
Hugs and kisses!
Song"Wings Of A Butterfly"
Heaven ablaze in our eyes
We're standing still in time
The blood on our hands is the wine
We offer as sacrifice
[Chorus]
Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
This endless mercy mile
We're crawling side by side
With hell freezing over in our eyes
Gods kneel before our crime
[Chorus]
Come on lets show, them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don’t let go
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
For your soul
[Chorus]
Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don’t let go
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2]
For your soul
Finally Set A Wedding Date!We have finally set the date for our wedding and that date will be 4-25-09 that we will engage in the commecment of Marriage and I will be the Mrs. Sabrina Zinni:D
Antwaan Grizzoliniim looking for love in all the wrong places.looking for love in to many brown places! i am looking for a few good men to cum and make sweet love to my rear end! please tell all of the gays you know to cum look at my pics!
So Far AwayDONT FRY BACON BUCK NAKED !!! WHO LOVES U BABY??????? what part of your body do u think is most liked by others?????
Inside My Dark MindMood: depressed, sick, itchy and tired
Location: Aunt Sharon's In pawtucket
Listening to: My mom, aunt sharon, and wally play cribbage
Status: clothed, scrubs from work on bottom, and grey T-shirt
Title: events of the weekend + more... ;)
Dear Journal,
I miss belial, my tygg leketey! its norwegian for something. Figure it out! lol
Weekend was interesting.
-Thursday: Worked from 630 am to 230 pm. then took bus to mandy and heather's. Kittie was there. :) took 1/2 naked porno like pics for fun lol Kittie was director and producer, as well as photographer. As well as Noel.
-Friday: Talked to belial for the 1st time since he went to iraq.
Weed Lovers OnlyWork like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like nobody's watching
Sing like nobody's listening
Live like it's Heaven on Earth
Lol You Guys Are Greathey all,
just wanted to say thanks for the kickass comments in the last blogs i posted, there's some real jackasses around and i'm glad i'm not the only one that's sick of them :)
i've already blocked someone for the reasons in the last blog, and i'm honestly just glad it's only one so far.
most of you are so absolutely awesome and i'm glad i have you guys around as friends for support, even when it's just another blog of me bitching lol
/hugs everyone
i'll work on more pics tonight hopefully, and although i do believe they're still going as family only for tonight, if the rates continue like they did today, i may either unlock it later or take another set for you all
/hugs again
Sin
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The Color Of Your Eyes Tell How Much Love You HaveBlack Eyes
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days.
Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if you mes
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1. Do you think I'm cute?.
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3. lights on or off?
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5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
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StoriesThis was written by a good friend, Dillochan. I'm just stealing it to share with my FuFriends. :)
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The TRADIS had come to a rest just on the borders of a newly forming nebula. Rose wasn’t sure why the Doctor had asked it to go there, but she guessed that it had something to do with seeing the stars. Perhaps this is where the star that Reinette had wished to see was born.
He had shared some of the details of his journey since disappearing through the mirror over tea later that night. Rose hadn’t pushed him for more than he was willing to give. She suspected that he wanted to talk to someone that understood, at least a little, what all those years of waiting for his chance to get back in the TARDIS had meant to him. Three pots of tea later and she had most of the details. Mickey had sat quietly through most of it. He kept glowering at Rose though. Ever since that kiss he hadn’t smiled. Well, he’s a grown up, he needs t
Thank You All Very Much!!!I wanna send out a special thank you to some really great people on this site. in no particular order, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the following FuFreaks, first to "The Fubar Celebrity" The Fuberlord who in no small part is responsible for ending my 3+ month run as a Barfly. To "Terri Hates The ShoutBox" who having already rated all of my pics, Went through my stash just to help lil old me level up!and last but certainly not least, to "Heather" The sexy Alabama Assassin Who's Favorite drink is water lol. Thank you all so much. I may be overdoing it but I was beginning to think I was never gonna level up! lol I love you all and will do all I can to return your generosity!!!!
If Life Was A Fairy Talemuh ex n i have been on if off for almost 2years now...i love him with all muh heart he is muh highschool sweetheart...but i jus dunno wat at do nemore...i dont kno wat he wants i dont even kno wat i want...we had our whole life planned out tagether now it seems like its nuthin...im tired of cryin n feelin all dis pain...
I Love This Doctor!I love this Doctor
I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out
Goth Halloween Partythrowing a sexy goth costume party if interested i comming then im me on yahoo sn blade198069
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Ladies Only Please ThanksI watched a movie the other night, ""100 girls"" I thought it was a preaty good, one thing caught my ear was this....and I said to myself this is me, put into words by someone else but this is realy me..........:D I swear.......
""Without you I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words “hooters” and “love rockets” from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it “May-may” I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only in the direst of circumstances. I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hi
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Help Me Win This ContestHELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS AND FANS, I ENTERED A CONTEST AND IT STARTED A WEEK AGO. PLEASE COME AND HELP ME WIN. I REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS. I WAS DOING GOOD TILL THE OTHER PERSON CALLED IN 3 BOMBING FAMILY'S AND NOW THEY HAVE A 4000 POINT LEAD. THE CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW THE 15TH AT 9:00PM EST. PLEASE HELP ME!!!! HERE IS THE PICTURE LINK.
Contest 10-08-07I've started a contest today. Please bomb me as often as possible.
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Check This Outi am in my own bussiness and if you are interested please let me know you can become a member or assouitate,just go to my profile and click on any of the links in my section tks very much
Getting Hit Sucksmy lawyer acually managed to get the asshole who hit me good shit lol so last wed morning i got struck by a car it hurt like hell lol i walked away ok kinda my knee is mangled up pretty bad n im in alot of pain but im on perc 10s and also on 10 mgs of valium yeah im floating in space lol
Random Acts Of Writtingthis is to everyone on here that has some fake ass pics up that they know damn well make them look better than reality....why perpetrate and try to be something that ur not??? people need to get comfortable in their own skin and act like they have some sense of self worth...i understand that some people do it cuz they are overly concerned about putting pics up because they dont wanna be cyber-stalked or whatever but what's the worst that will happen??? some douche bag is gonna jerk off to ur pic?? u should just see it as a compliment...lol...its the internet, do u walk around outside like a arab chick with ur face covered all the time??? cuz "the real world" is where the real threat is.....they can follow u home...all they can do on here is send u some fake threats that they more than likely couldnt even come close to acting upon....get over urselves and get more secure....act like a damn adult....if ur offended by this...let me know...i'll write back, it'll be fun.... resentment
Call Me?WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT... BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE?? THANKS GREG
About MeIM 31 AND IM ABOUT TO GET MARRIED ON LEAP DAY NEXT YEAR TO BRIAN CANNON HE IS THE BEST I HAVE 2 BOYS DEVON AND DAWSON. IM THE BEST FRIEND YOU COULD HAVE TILL YOU PISS ME OFF AND THATS HARD TO DO. OTHER THAN THAT IM EASY GOING I LIVE IN HAMMOND, INDIANA.
I WORK FOR SUBARU OF INDIANA AND I TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY OTHER THAN THAT IM ON THE COMPUTER ALOT.
Unikorn's GladeShe felt her shoulders slump. Again. The same thing, just a different day. Once more, she had come in with a cheerful, hopeful smile, but as she approached her desk, she felt the eyes of her boss bore into her. So she was a few seconds late. The buzzer had just sounded and she was not at her work station. She knew what was coming. A little throb of pressure began to make its presence known behind her right eye. She lifted her hand to her forehead, but was forestalled by a sudden monotonal drawl over her left shoulder.
"You forgot to blah, blah, blah," it began, followed with a "He had to blah, blah, blah." No smile, no pleasant "Hello!", nothing to indicate relief or happiness that she had come in at all. After all, another member of the department had called in sick, leaving the rest having to fill in for her. She could easily have done the same, considering the nasty cold she had been nursing for several days.
"You also were late. You're going to have to make sure you
Just Random RamblingsWhat do you do when the one you care most about feels farther away then ever? What do you do when you feel you have no where to turn? What do you do when you feel so lost that you yourself aren't sure you will be found? Why is it that when others come to me with questions like these that I can always find the words to help them thru, yet when I and down or just feeling stress I can not do for myself the things I do for them? Why is it so hard to help myself get thru things that I find so easy to help others with? Well maybe someday I will find the answers I myself have been looking for, but till then I will always be here to help my friends thru anytime they need me!!
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RandomnessSpeak in Riddle
Speak in Rhyme
Speak in Tongues
If you mime
Speak of Wisdom
Pass your Times
Speak of Visions
In your mind
One will have a pondered mind
If one wishes to know
Of times long gone passed
And Wisdom of the unknown
Seeking Knowledge of the Unknown
Will have you thinking of Distress
Have the wheels in your head
Working double time to figure facts out
The Unknown is the Unknown for a reason
One can never figure it out
No matter how fast your mind works at it
Or how many facts you have of it.
Speak in Riddle
Speak in Rhyme
Speak in Tongues
If you mime
Speak of Wisdom
Past your Time
Speak of Visions
In your Mind
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Downraters Hall Of ShameAnother downrater...or a dumb newbie to say the least....be warned...she rated my profile a 1
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CrazynessI watched this game a was a crazy crazy game. Romo threw 6 inter. and the cowboys were down by 8 point till 2 minutes in the game. Then they won in the last 2 sec. that was the wildest cowboy game I have ever seen.
What!!!!How 'bout dem damn Cowboys??? Cheaters never prosper! What a Favre-esque win!!!!! Cowboys fan salute.
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Very Important Musicthese are the lyrics from a song "Right In Two" from a band named tool..i have a couple of their songs on my profile.
Its not hard to understand the meaning behind it..but when u hear the song it is almost impossible to understand the lyrics due to the music and effects over Maynard's (the lead singers') voice. It is an unbelievable song, made by unbelievable REAL musicians... which if ur like me.. ur arent't used to seeing in "music" these days.
In any event..download/buy this album and support real music please...
Right In Two
Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one you're bound to divide it
Right in two
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
I Messed Up...Sometimes i just stick my foot in the biggest pile of sh*t. I think ive lost my best friend for good. She wont talk to me, and if she does, shes pissed at me. My emotions have yet again, failed me. It hurts with every ounce of my being to write this because ive lost her for good. I know shes not my girlfriend, nor will she ever be, but it still hurts the only one youve really trusted. Theres nothing in the world that could change what ive done. I wish there was. If i could take everything back that ive done to hurt her, id do it immediately. i meant no ill will towards her. i just wish she knew i was sorry, from the bottom of my heart. i wish she could see the pain i feel right now, i truly regret everything i have done.
Omg Wtf Is Wrong WithME!!!
I know i said i should have pics up tonight, but unless i get really fuckin motivated later and take a shower and take them myself out here, then pics are tomorrow...
it took longer than i figured to start setting up the computer and also setting it up in general (damn leaking air conditioners) ... so now i've been just kinda sitting here praying for points and ratings since i'm finally under 100k to level lol...
i'll have pics up tomorrow though come hell or high water (which better NOT come from the air conditioner) if i don't take any tonight.
for those that haven't been rated/fanned - if you posted in the last blog, you now have been.
if you haven't, please post here (if you don't wanna seem like a point whore, post about me being a jackass for not getting the pics done, or something) i'll be checking each person that comments this blog post to rate and fan.
love you all
Sin
Cowboys News!-VS-
October 09, 2007
GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 25 - BILLS 24
Yes!!! Folk Kicks Game-Winner as Time Expires in Thrilling Comeback Win!
An NFL game is 60 minutes long. Apparently someone forgot to tell the Buffalo Bills that. The Dallas Cowboys stunned the upset-minded Bills and their crowd after Nick Folk kicked the game-winning 53-yard field goal as time expired in a classic that improved the Cowboys' record to 5-0 headed to a battle next Sunday against the also 5-0 New England Patriots at Texas Stadium.
What more can I say about this game? Tony Romo had what was the worst game so far in his young career stat wise, completing 29/50 passes for 309 yards and 2 TD's, but threw 5 interceptions and also fumbled once, committing 6 turnovers for the game. It was very hard for Cowboys fans to watch, but he did his job on the last two drives of the drive to give us a chance to win. That's all I was asking for tonight, and it turned out great. Not many teams could've overcome wh
Fun Timesto guys girls are like toys they only want us when they want to play. This is crazy and darn just ticks me off. Are there any good guy's out there? come by my page rate me, fan me, add me. If you do I shall return the favor.
Release MeSo it's early in the morning and sleep has evaded me once again. So left with nothing better to do with my restless mind, I write. I wonder is there a person for us all? Or is that what people say because they have hope? Maybe, just maybe we search in vain for "The One". Does that person exsist?
Everything seems right. Your love begins to grow and your walls slowly crumble. You trust in things you said you never would, your vulnerable. In their arms you feel safe and warm. They have a kiss that takes your breath away. You admire their strength and lift up their weakness, because to see them fall would hurt you as well.
So tell me then how does this all change? Maybe our expectations are too high? But aren't we raised to hold them high? Never settle for less is what I've been told. So where exactly did I go wrong?
Selfish lies, and sinful pleasures. Most are guilty of both... But to determine the way we love is ultimately our choice. Honesty and tenderness is not as hard as
HurtI just found out that my boyfriend of 5 years was cheating on me. its been a rough year and i stood by him for all his crap and he goes off to be with someone else with no explanation. he broke up our family and top it off my 4 yr old says to me "daddy needs to marry mommy and i say he doesnt want us and he says we need a new daddy a daddy that loves mommy." how do you comfort a child you understands that!
My 1st TasteAnnouncing my arrival at the pre arranged destination 10mins early I was instructed to enter the premises at the time we agreed NOT 10mins early not 10 mins late… as I waited with great anticipation drawing on a cigarette.. OMG what have I got myself into. The enthusiasm the fear of what was to come.
The time had come for me to enter the premises. I was to walk 3 meters to the white mat where I was to kneel, head bowed, eyes closed hands open palms facing up resting on my lap, just as he instructed me to do.
5 mins had passed and I hear footsteps to the left of me, as he approached my heart started beating faster….he walked behind me and cupped the back of my neck, firmly yet gently. Then he released his grip. I then heard something that sound like a chain, then it stopped. He covered my eyes with a blindfold so I was in total darkness, which was somewhat exciting…he then told me I only speak when I am spoken to and I will answer him with master/sir at the end. “Do you under
Untitled PoemDeep in the darkness of the eternal night I live,
There is no sleep for me here not even for a moment.
I’m wrapped up in the gloom of the coming storm,
Unable to move for lest I become unborn,
The dust around my astral form is moving,
But it does not grant me any peace or absolution,
My thoughts are broken in my mind again,
The shards of my memories cut me and cause me pain,
My heart is splintering in the shadows,
Everything that I have loved has faded away,
Piles of smoking ash is all that is left of my soul,
I have not the inclination now to try and make myself whole,
Shuddering in the corner of my suicidal cage,
I fear I have reached my final breaking point,
Reality has been thrown into distortion,
And I have torn down the sign that warns ‘Caution’
I have travelled along my long black road,
And the air has turned to smoke around me,
Still I keep on walking but I’m going nowhere,
I’m going in circles in my own personal nightmare,
My v
Over 40 This Is FunnyPERKS OF BEING OVER 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm .
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Calling All Contest BombersHELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, AND ANYONE READING THIS. OUR FAMILY CURRENTLY HAS A MEMBER IN A GIVEAWAY AND COULD USE SOME HELP. PLEASE COME COMMENT ON THE GIVEAWAY. IF YOUR NOT A BOMBER JUST LEAVE 25-50 A DAY. 50,000 FOR HH ENDS 26TH OCT. HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST.
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Hey NowWhy are candy canes so striped? What is the deal? Why can't they me polka dotted.
Rants!!!!BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE
Let's say I break into your house.
A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Her point:
Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)."
According to the protesters:
You are Require
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-Transformers DVD is a collection of DVDs in a box set as shown above, all 100% in chronological order from the pilot to the finale.
-The DVDs collection also includes custom artwork and episode guides so you can find your favorite episode at anytime. Bowery Boys was premiered on the 27th of December 1940 and it follows the exploits of a doctor in a poor Bowery section in New York.
Just SomethingOh I feel a rant coming on....... Oil pouring out of a well at sea, not a fucking thing done till it reaches land, empty promises, "we will stop this" just like "we end this war" with our soilders still dying, live by faith? live by example? I think not, we live for YOUR causes by YOUR rules. Yeah we have freedom, FREEDOM to do your bidding like zombies, "We are the best country in the world" where our citizens fight for jobs so we can have shelter and water and maybe a fucking peice of food, as you sit on your ass pushing your agendas never listening to the street but only to those who have a silver spoon, our people dying, and suffering, cant see a doctor but if we jumped the border we might be able to afford to be sick, get hit, break a hip, or really give a shit, about all these stupid lies, because to you we are a commodity you make your money from other countries because you wont let us run our factories but save the banks save the cars because they are yours not ours, and most p
FunnyBottle of Merlot
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in
a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the
Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated
the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a
few seconds, not looking at the man,
then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The
waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took
the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank
and 7 inches in your pants " After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one
of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to
the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the
lady. It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they
appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley
Conver
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