Hiding from the scars of my own reality's blog: "Fuck ! ! !"

10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 8. I’ve got something special in the sack for you! 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 6. I know when you’ve been bad or good--so let’s skip the small talk, sister! 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it. 3. I see you when you’re sleeping--and you don’t wear any underwear, do you? 2. Screw the "nice" list--I’ve got you on my "naughty" list! 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?