Q.) What doesn't belong in this list:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat,
eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis
have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them,
the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your
pay packet and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife
to blow your pay packet!
Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic
just had sex?
A.) One hand is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call
it a goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and
hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks
and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
