A man went to his doctor's office the other day to see his family doctor about his case of "Shrinkitis". When he arrived at the office a female receptionist said to him "What a cute lil boy" would you like a lollypop", the man said he wasn't a boy and was "Shrinking " in height. So the female receptionist told the man to be a "Little Patient" as the doctor would see him "SHORTLY". LOL