thatvoodoochick's blog: "Mindless Ramblings Of Me"

I was in a chat room the other day and some guy who claimed to be a "master" IMs me. No biggie. Most aren't but every now and then you run across an actual one.

We chat for a bit and he has this thing where he's just constantly manhandling me. Now I'm not overly fond of people that I don't know touching me in the first place and even though it was virtual, it was starting to work on my last good nerve. I tried to be polite about it explaining that I wasn't His and even though I don't belong to One, that doesn't make me fair game.

Did Mr. Man get it?!

*shakes head*

So, I snap. I get the lecture on how I'm being disrespectful, I need to be controlled, blah, blah, blah. Hello, respect is earned not given cause you demand it. You're totally being disrespectful to me and you think I'm gonna be all "yes master"? Yeah, I don't think so.

I move on. He ignores me or leaves the chatroom whenever I enter. Oh yeah, you can tell how my heart is bleeding.

Today, I happened to be chatting with a friend from the room about this individual in IM. I don't give the "master" dude's name because it's neither here nor there. Well, my friend says he thinks he knows who I'm talking about.

*arches brow*

Well now I'm curious so I ask him to tell me. Well, gold star for him, he was ever so right. He proceeds to tell me that the "master" IMed him and asked him if he was part of the lifestyle and how he wanted to be addressed.

*giggles*

My friend tells him that he wasn't part of the lifestyle because Robin Leech told him he wasn't rich enough.

OMG! I'm still laughing about it.