Since I hate describing myself so I asked a few friends to write a short description. The names have been omitted for my friend's privacy:
When I met Big Juice during the shooting of Mr. and Mrs. Smith I thought he was the cutest guy I had ever met. I asked him right away if he would marry me and he laughed and walked away. Now for those of you who don't know, no guy has ever laughed in my face before, even while I was doing movies like Tomb Raider or while I was pregnant with my child. Every now and then Juice will call me at like five in the morning for a booty call and I feel privileged that he would pick me for such a task. I can truly say that Juice is my dream man.
I was in the studio finishing up "DoggFather" and Juice decided to stop through and pay me a visit. He brought by this stuff that he called "Chronic". This stuff was amazing; it was light green with little red hairs on it. He rolled it up into a piece of tobacco paper and smoked it. I have never been so blazed in my life.
When I created the earth could not fathom that a being of such glory could be created. I remember watching Big Juice's birth and after he was delivered from the womb he bitch slapped his own doctor. And when he was a teenager he was always turning his water into Colt 45's. He is the soul reason I credit the marijuana plant. I'd have to say that he is my greatest creation to date.
