Half baked:
"You let me smell it, so let me inhale it"
"I dont do drugs, I do weed"
"You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
"You have smoked yourself retarted"
ok so I didnt get all the lines I wanted form this movie cause I was buys smoking lol..damn stoners..my bad...
ok heres more
JUNO:
"Jeez, banana shut ur freaking Gob"
"Your eggo is preggo"
"Dont think it's yours cause you urinated on it"
"Whats the prognosis, firtile myrtle"
"Thia is one doodle that cant be undid homeskillet"
"Its not seasoned yet"
"Honest to blog?"
"All I see is pork swords"
"Pregnancy eventually leads to an infant"
"Yeah thats what happens when our moms and teachers have sex"
"Call me when you get off your rag"
"We need to know about every score and every sore"
"They make his junk smell like pie"
"All thats missing is your bastard"
"I havent even taken a dump since wednesday.....Morning"
"I think kids have intercourse when their bored"
"Being pregnant makes me pee like seabiscuit"
