This is pretty funny!
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided
in him
that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
would
pay
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
have the
child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide
child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked
how he
would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
simply
mail
him a post card, and write Spaghetti on the back. He would then
arrange
for
child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later,
he came
home
to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very
strange
post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it,"
he said.
The
wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the
card,
turned
white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
with
meatballs, one without! Request bread...