NEWS FLASH! would like to appologise for not covering the wedding yesterday... it appears that the squirrel finaly chewed through the cable.
- NEWS FLASH 9:39 PM: Man saves world from zombie hoarde by switching the push and pull signs on all the doors. The zombies kept pulling and pulling until they finaly ripped their own arms off.
- NEWS FLASH 10:26 PM: (COURTESY OF: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD):
In honor of computer symbology's increased role in our vocabulary,
INFOCUS published the following poem, written by Fred Bremmer and
Steve Kroese, Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI.
>> ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH
