MS CRICKETT's blog: "survey"

ONLY IN AMERICA 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' . 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? *Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why is a driveway where you park your car, and a parkway where you drive your car? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ------------------ In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I have no other time to dry my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." ( But, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well.... a bit late huh?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...nahhh... Really??...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) If you think this is funny, repost it so someone else can get a laugh About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights

GIRL FACTS;; When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile _________________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand _________________________________________________ When she wants a hug she will just stand there _________________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later _________________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind _________________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply _________________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around _________________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine *** _________________________________________________ When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games _________________________________________________ When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever _________________________________________________ When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future _________________________________________________ When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that _________________________________________________ When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever *** _________________________________________________ GUY FACTS;; When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you _________________________________________________ When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... _________________________________________________ When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong _________________________________________________ When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it _________________________________________________ When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do _________________________________________________ When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world _________________________________________________ When a guy calls/texts you everyday, he is in love _________________________________________________ When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it _________________________________________________ When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done _________________________________________________ When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All

AMEN 2 THIS!!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord!? If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others. Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

someoen wanna tell me what the hell buzz is and how u get it up lol still aint up on this shit lmfao

1. Do you know anybody in prison? no 2. Have you ever deleted a person because of something they said? nope 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?a long time 4. Do you have a desk in your room? In my bedroom? nope 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? no can't say i have 6. What kind of car insurance do you have? progressive 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? no 8. Does your ex significant other still live in the same town as you? no thank god!!! 9. Do you throw up gang signs? what? 10. Have you ever broken a rib? No 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? a girl 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? ummm i have to say me i'm fortunate 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? wtf true love 14. Have you ever had sex in church? fuck no that is just wrong 15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine? nope 16. Do you watch the Grammy's? no 17. Would you ever work for the police? no 18. Which one word would describe your life: ? 19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older? 2 yrs older 20. Have you ever had a eating disorder? no 21. Do you have a porn collection? yes 22. How many proms have you been to in your life? 0 23. Have you ever been on one of those kiddy rides outside of grocery stores in the past year? Ummm, no. 24. Is your birthday on a holiday? Nope. 25. Are you old enough to vote? Yep. 26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now? not right now but i did 27. Who is your hero? every soldier who is risking thier life everyday to defend us 28. Do you worry about global warming? Not too much. 29. Do you like polar bears? i guess 30. Have you ever cheated on a test? Duh. 31. What kind of birth control do you use? depends who am i with? 32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana? joint 33. Are you left handed or right handed? Right 34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor? no in the neighborhood yes 35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true? they have not so far 36. Do you wear boy clothes? only his t shirt after sex lol 37. What's your opinion on gold diggers? get a fuckin life 38. Are you a country or city girl/boy? cityborn and raised philly 39. Is your car a 2003 or higher? i wish 40. Do you play Guitar Hero? no Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?] Comment on this post.. Recent readers: HouseMan