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created on 08/28/2007  |  http://fubar.com/survey/b121797

I'm Sorry!!

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From: ~*KaTiEjO*~ [[we are SooooO amazing!]]
Date: Oct 22, 2007 6:30 PM


i bet NO guys will repost this ;

i'm sorry



i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"
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i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.
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i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.
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i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
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i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.
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i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.
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i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.
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i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt.
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but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."

If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."



TO REPOST YOU MUST CLICK REPLY TO POSTER AND COPY ALL OF IT THERE TO GET ALL THE CODES.

IF YOU COPY & PASTE FROM THIS VERY SPOT IT WILL NOT PUT THE PICTURES, CODES OR SONG ON THE BULLETIN.

PHILLY FRIENDS

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food PHILLY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. PHILLY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. PHILLY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. PHILLY FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. PHILLY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. PHILLY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. PHILLY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. PHILLY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. PHILLY FRIENDS: Are for life. OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. PHILLY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste shit!!" OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. PHILLY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!! OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this. PHILLY FRIENDS: Will repost this About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

DUI Pa Style

Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." ALL OF MY PROUD FUCKIN' PENNSYLVANIN'S REPOST THIS AS " DUI PA STYLE About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

This is worth reading

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him - knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me." THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING.

WEIRDOS

ok so there is someone who likes to make up different profiles evryday and view my profile guess what i don't give 2 shits look all u want pretty sad that u have to fuck with people over the internet cause ur too much of a puss to come and do it in person oh btw i know who u are BRANDI HUTTON well whatever makes u happy i'm too old for this shit GO AWAY!!!!

U know Who U are

THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO MAKE UP FAKE PROFILES AND SPY ON ME FOR MY EX ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!

listen up

THERE IS A FUCKIN WHACKJOB UP ON FUBAR HE CALLS HIMSELF ANGELOFDEATH HE KINDA SCARES ME LMFAO HE IS ANTI EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE WHACKJOBS PROFILE MAYBE REPORT HIS ASS OR SOMETHING TO BE EXACT IT IS WWW.ANGELOFDEATH.BIZ PLEASE LOOK
Bitch I'm from Pennsylvania!!!! Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Pennsylvania came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby! - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here - We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha] - The best athletes come from here *******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY****** ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Pennsylvania: Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Pennsylvania is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes? - Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you? - Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done... - I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US! - Why would you brag about not getting snow days off? - - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California. - The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in McDermott's Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so! - You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then. - Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. In Hollyweird, You know... where shows are MADE? Maybe that's why you have no idea what it is like HERE for real! - Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French. - Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive. - You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you still go to a Mom and Pop grocery and get fresh homemade baked goods made by the owner every morning? - Football is a religion, not a sport (Not true for everyone) - In Pennsylvania, football means football, not soccer. (OK, this is only true for the UNeducated!) - Pennsylvania is the best! Hey, we gave the US Tom Ridge, that's right, our former governor was the FIRST Head of Homeland Security. Kiss my buttocks, he was brave enough to do it! - In Pennsylvania, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a shit, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds! "90% of teenagers say "holy shit" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from pennsylvania and they say "hold my beer and check this out Come on Pennsylvania Show Your Colors! Repost! IF YOUR FROM Pennsylvania -N- PROUD RE POST as " Bitch i'm from Pennsylvania"!!!! About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

my life

MY CURRENT LIFE IN 83 QUESTIONS: 1. Did you just wake up? no 2. Whose car were you in last? mine 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? prob a while 4. What is your msn messenger? i dont have one. 5. How long is your hair? medium 6. Last thing you drank? cofee 11. Where did you sleep last night? on the couch 13. Are you happy right now? yes 14. What did you say last? ok bye 15. Where is your phone? next to me 16. What was the last museum you went to? fuckin franklin institute 17. What color are your eyes? blue 19. How was your weekend? it was ok 21. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? my ex 22. What are you listening to? like a boy ciara 23. Are you excited?well i guess 24. What is your favorite store/s? don't laugh walmart 25. What day is it today? wensday 26. What were you doing at midnight last night? waiting patiently 30. Are you left-handed? no 32. What's for dinner tonight? shit if i know ask me closer to the time 33. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? don't remember 34. When is your birthday?dec 30 35. How tall are you? 5'8" 36. Who was the last person to send you a text message? breaking news shit lol 37. Do you like anyone? ummm yeah 39. Where was the last place you went shopping? frickin walmart (laugh now) 40. Who made you laugh today? my sisters man 41. Do you have any expensive jewelry? yeah 42. AIM or MSN? niether yahoo 43. Where do your cousins live? all over 47. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? i got some 48. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? yes 49. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? ??? 50. Do you drink beer?depends are u buying it? 52. Myspace or Facebook? myspace 53. Do you have T-Mobile? useto now i have nextell 54. What is your favorite subject in school? well i don't go yet but it will be medical assisting 55. Do you smile a lot? yes 58. Have you ever been IN a wedding? a few would like my own though 59. Do you have any children? yes 60. Did you take a nap today? i wish 61. Ever met someone famous? yes 65. Are you multitasking right now? kinda 68. What's one of your favorite things to do? theres alot 72. Ever been to Las Vegas? no 73. What are you doing today? cleaning 74. Have you ever gambled? yup 75. When is the last time you updated your blog? today!!! 76. Have you been to New York City? not yet 77. Ever been to Disneyland/world? no 78. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? no 79. What is the last thing you cooked? speghetti 82. Last time you cried? couple of months ago 83. Last time you were sick? when i was pregnant About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

wanna know more ?

Basics:
Name:Grace
Date of Birth:December 30 1974
Birthplace:Philadelphia
Current Location:Lebanon
Eye Color:blue
Hair Color:brown
Height:5'8"
Heritage:german irish and polish
Piercings:yes nose and industrial ear
Tattoos:yes my name on arm and butterfly on leg
Favourite:
Band/Singer:maroon 5 right now
Song:wake up call
Movie:friday
Disney Movie:cinderella
TV show:armywives
Color:baby blue
Food:italian
Pizza topping:mushroom
Ice-Cream Flavor:chocalate
Drink (alcoholic):zima & grenadine
Soda:pepsi
Store:walmart
Clothing Brand:idk
Shoe Brand:fila
Season:fall
Month:october
Holiday/Festival:christmas
Flower:pink rose
Make-Up Item:eyeliner
Board game:life lol
This or That
Sunny or rainy:sunny
Chocolate or vanilla:choc
Fruit or veggie:fruit
Night or day:night
Sour or sweet:sweet
Love or money:love
Phone or in person:in person and phone
Looks or personality:personality first
Coffee or tea:coffee
Hot or cold:cold
Your:
Goal for this year:shit meet a good man
Most missed memory:idk ask later
Best physical feature:eyes
First thought waking up:another frickin day lol
Hypothetical personality disorder:no
Preferred type of plastic surgery:none thank u
Sesame street alter ego:don't have one
Fairytale alter ego:same
Most stupid remark:idk
Worst crime:murder & Rape
Greatest ambition:my children
Greatest fear:judgement day
Darkest secret:if i tell it won't be a secret
Favorite subject:none
Strangest received gift:guess lol
Worst habit:smoking
Do You:
Smoke:yes
Drink:sometimes
Curse:sometimes
Shower daily:yes
Like thunderstorms:no
Dance in the rain:no
Sing:yes
Play an instrument:no
Get along with your parents:sometimes
Wish on stars:no
Believe in fate:yes
Believe in love at first sight:yes
Can You:
Drive:yes
Sew:no
Cook:yes
Speak another language:no
Dance:yes very well
Sing:no
Touch your nose with your tongue:yes
Whistle:yes
Curl your tongue:no
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:fuck ya
Been Stoned/High:once not proud of it
Eaten Sushi:no eww
Been in Love:yes
Skipped school:yes
Made prank calls:yes
Sent someone a love letter:yes
Stolen something:yes
Cried yourself to sleep:yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?being fake
Are you right or left handed?right
What is your bedtime?whenever my ass gets to bed
Name three things you can't live without:my home my kids and
What is the color of your room?shit idk
Do you have any siblings?yes a few
Do you have any pets?yes 2
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?no
What is you middle name?anne
What are you nicknames?gracie
Are you for or against gay marriage?yes
What are your thoughts on abortion?are u fuckin nuts taking a human life u layed down now take responsibility
Do you have a crush on anyone?yes
Are you afraid of the dark?no
How do you want to die?peacefully
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?2
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?yes
What is the last law you’ve broken?don't break the law lol
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:any
Eye color:any
Heightat least 5'7"
Weightany
Most important physical feature:idk
Biggest turn-offchomping
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