Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
The only thing that is different between zoo animals and yourself is if
they opened the gates and let all the animals out, they would not be
silly enough to return the next day.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cow s in Canada but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Save the Earth...it's the only planet with chocolate
