Wow.
Got a phone call I wasn't exactly expecting last night.
Not so much the content as the person on the other end of the line.
Guess it was appropos considering how yesterday went.
Note to self...beer and hot weather no longer mix well.
And again,
I say...
August should be outlawed.
Not only that, but July should be like leap year.
The calendar (and the corresponding weather) should go from June straight into September.
Fuck this.
I'd say you could fry an egg on the sidewalk, but only if you didn't start an oil fire first.
Shaddup, Jenn...that only happened one time.
On that note...I'm going to finish BBQing so I can get me to a BBQ.
Translate that, and you win.
Oh yeah...Danny...you still have movies to watch before you hang yourself.
See that you've got your priorities straight.
Please and thank you.
