A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears
strange noises coming from
>the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband
naked on the bed,
>sweating and panting.
>
>"What's up?" she asks.
>
>"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
>
>The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as she's dialing,
>her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy!
Mommy! Aunt Shirley is
>hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
>
>The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, right
>past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure
enough, there is her
>sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet
floor.
>
>"You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having
a heart attack,and
>you're running around naked scaring t
