The Dark Side, I visit there when I am down, it's not your average tourist town The bell hops, they'll save a table for you, one with with a cold and dark view It's very hot there and the service sucks but, sometimes the screaming is hard to bare This is where I take all the darkness and set it free, they also serve my favorite tea It is not a pleasant place and the only tourist, are others like me, dark and twisted You won't find skiing, or any of that, you'll see pain though, people not looking back I visit the darkside for cleansing, I leave my rage there for a fee, I sit and I drink my tea No you won't find any cute t-shirts to bring your friends, only darkness at the end The Dark Side, I visit often, I leave what I don't want others to see Oh, did I mention, they serve my favorite tea |