The day i die dont cry not a single tear may run down a eye just lay a rose on my coffin bed then get the hell away im dead but here some rules for when im gone dont say my name and then proceed to yawn dont make my bed i want it all a mess if you want to lay on my bed and cry do it with success dont just lay and wet all my pillows and sheets and i tell you now No going through my stuffed bear you cant hear my heart beats dont mess with my computer tryin to talk to all my friends and tell them that i died why dont you just go outside and scream it world wide dont ever smell my clothes its just not right and when you try to talk to me in my room dont a poem recite dont tell all ur friends how great was ur kid cuz i guarantee its prolly the 10th time you did now heres a big rule that people just dont follow so sit there and dont move dont even swallow when you visit my grave dont cry and get people to behave and if you kneel down on the ground watch where you pound cuz im layin down there u know and my head u might have found and please dont bring me flowers thats are real sweet cuz for the ants and bees it is a real treat and when you come to visit me ,lay a flower on my coffin and cry to the point just make sure in those flowers is a hidden joint dont ask me if im happy cuz im happy as can be aslong as you follow these rules and watch where you put ur knee dont go in my room tryin to find stuff i might have hid from you and under my bed theres nothin there and u already looked this i knew dont show off my room to everyone that comes by let them visit me up in the skies tell them its a great place and when it rains you stay dry dont say good bye to me at night whats up with that cuz if i answer back you will freak and want a combat if you put me in ur prayers say my name loud and all around that way my friends next to me can hear you in the ground ok heres a big rule you gotta follow so again dont move or swallow when my b-day comes dont bake me a cake cuz if i appear to get a piece you might begin to scream and shake dont get me presents its so wrong and when you say my name why say it so long? when you hear my favorite song bring it to my grave i want to be able to hear it and jam to my wave the one i crave ok so you got the rules and follow them through cuz if you make me get out my grave your face will turn real blue and i dont want you to go crazy ok i got to go Gods callin me lazy
